Was Ebuyer writen by AOL-going 13 year olds ?
Evidence proving that Ebuyer(.com) was writen by AOL-going 13 year olds:
- Ebuyer is AOL chat but in online shopping form, all the signs are there.
a) You very rarely find the information you need, If you do, it’s likely to be wrong or missleading.
“Product Information:
The Acer T135 Series Aspire Desktop with it’s new design chassis in black and silver offer the looks and technolgy for todays home and personal computing market.
Providing ease-of-use, high performance whilst combined with a 9-in-1 card reader supporting all your digital devices.”
- ebuyer.com
So just to recap.. that’s a “New design chassis in black and sliver” – not only is it new, it’s a design chassis (..i’m not sure what a design chassis is either) .The “black and silver offer the looks” of todays technology for the home computing market.. so.. they only look like it, and apparently; today’s home AND personal computing market (..arn’t they the same thing just said in two different ways ?). High performance whilst combined with a 9-in-1 card reader.. I’m not quite sure how performance COMBINES with a 9-in-1 card reader, Also dubeous of a 9-in-1 card reader supporting ALL of my digital devices, besides I don’t think i could physically fit all of my digital devices into it. – must be “special”
b) An unhelthy afinity with the caps lock key and special characters, especially exclemation marks.
“THESE DISC WORK GREAT WITH NEC DRIVE, UPDATE THE FIRMWARE FROM NEC AND YOU WILL HAVE NO PROBLEMS! THEY WORK AT 4x SPEED TOO!!! FAST!”
“THESE DISCS ARE TOP QUALITY AND COMPATABILITY if u know what u doing”
“NO HAD ANY COASTERS! BUY THESE THEY ARE JUST OVER 50p A DISC!!! ”
“* * * S P E C I A L O F F E R * * *
Toshiba Satellite Pro M50 Notebook”
“The best selling notebook is now back in stock, still packed full of features including Bluetooth!!.” – just incase you thought the features had walked off.